This is the blog I find accurately defines me. If you like it, you like me (to an extent). If you don't, then you've wasted time.
If you ever get frustrated with your writing, just remember that Tolkien once described Feanor as
“wounded with many wounds”
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
Player: “What’s his name? John Lennon?”
DM: “It’s Elton Harper.”
Player: “…I was kinda close. Elton Harper to Elton John to John Lennon.”
DM: “He’s a level 1 human ranger…”
Player: “I really hope he levels up as a bard.”
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck